Recharde 2.0 Chapter One, The Collector

The year was 4096. There was a large building that no one really knew what it was for, but they all knew that nothing good was happening in there.

Inside the building, was many large rooms, One of which, is the room that we’re focusing on right now. Inside that room sat two people, Jean Statler, the owner of that building, And Candice Lesharo, the owner of the Dark Society.

The room was dark with the exception to a fire.

“It was very bold of you to come here Miss Candice.” Jean said.

“You know why I’m here Jean…” Candice replied.

“Really? Perhaps you might enlighten me? You might want to make it convincing too, after all, I haven’t added a Succubus to My collection yet.”

“Yeah I know.” She said while crossing her arms. “But How do you feel about Vampires?”

“I already have one.”

“Yeah, well this one is one in a million and she’s all yours if you leave me and my sister alone.”

“Is that so… I’m listening.”

“Okay, well her name’s Luna…”

It was a bright sunny day. There’s a fairly large house sitting out in a large field. Inside the house, A young boy known as Dustin Cartman was heading for the kitchen for Lunch. Dustin was wearing a Green Turtleneck Sweater along with Baggy Jeans. His eyes were bright blue and his hair was curly blond.

He opened the fridge door to find that nothing was inside of it. His face began to turn red and her grew an agitated look on her face.

“LUNA!” He shouted.

A girl with Purple hair and a purple dress with a golden button on it was dangling from the ceiling from behind Dustin. Her large bust was hanging down almost in her face and her hair was falling from gravity as well. The girls name was Luna Rechardé.

“YES!” She shouted directly from behind him.

“AGH!” Dustin shouted as he quickly turned around. “LUNA! DON’T DO THAT! YOU NEARLY SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH!”

“Cool.”

“NOT COOL!”

“Yeah whatever, what do you want? And Talk fast before my Boobs fall out.”

“Ah… Did you eat all of our food?”

“Yeah.”

“WHAT!? WHY!?”

“Cuz I was hungry.”

“You can’t eat all our food just because you're hungry! Jackie and I need to eat too. And you’re a vampire, you don’t even need human food!”

“So?”

“SO, DON’T EAT OUR FOOD!” Just then, Dustin finally noticed that she was standing upside down. “Um, how are you doing that?” Dustin looked up to see her dress had gone down and was showing her womanhood. Luna was known for going commando. It was one of the reasons Dustin didn’t like to go in her room, just incase she wasn’t prancing around naked. It was also something Dustin found contradictory. Luna is deathly afraid of tentacles and For Obvious reasons. But If she walked around with no underwear, It would make her easy prey for tentacles. But Luna always says that Underwear isn’t necessary.

Dustin looked back down to make eye contact with Luna and found himself blushing. “I shouldn’t have looked.” He said.

Luna started cracking up and fell off the ceiling. She got herself up.

“Oh… Classic.”

“WHAT!? There’s nothing classic about that!”

“Yeah, would you let me know when I care? I’m going to my room.”

Luna walked out of the kitchen and to her room. As she walked out another girl walked in. She had blond hair pulled up in pigtails. She had blue eyes just like Dustin. And she wore a Pink Cheerleading outfit. The girl’s name was Jackie Cartman, and she’s Dustin’s twin sister.

“Dustin, when’s Lunch?” She asked.

“Ugh, Sorry Jackie, Luna ate all of our food.” Dustin replied.

“Again? How does she eat so much and not get fat?”

“I don’t know, but I gotta go.”

“Kay, See ya!”

“Bye.” Dustin said as he walked out the front door.

Meanwhile, before Dustin walked out of the house, Luna had just gone in her room. She plopped herself on her bed and switched on the TV. It was on the news channel, but For a long while, the news channel was the only channel. The only way to see something else was in the form of a movie on a DVD or a VHS tape. Even then, all of the movies where 2000 or more years old and are rare to find. Most of the Movies Luna found, where Hentai and she grew very attached to them. She has a box in the corner in her room, just for holding her Hentai.

Luna got out her phone and went through her contacts. She came down to the name Kasey and pushed the call button. She waited for a bit and it picked up. Kasey was one of Luna’s best friends. They’ve known each other for about eight years.

“Hi Luna!” A voice on the phone said.

“Hey Kasey.” Luna said back. “What are you up to?”

“Not much. Oh hey! Candice and me are having Movie night, I was wondering if you would like to go. There’ll be popcorn!”

“Hmm, what movie is it?”

“Um, I think it’s called Twilight, Candice found…”

“I’m gonna stop you right there. I’ve heard about that movie, It’s terrible.”

“Oh… But It’s about Vampires.”

“So just because I’m a vampire means I’m suppose to like anything that’s about vampires?”

“I’m sorry…”

“It’s fine… I guess I’ll still go, but Just to make fun of it.”

“Okay, I’m just glad you’re coming over.”

“Yeah, It’s been awhile since I last saw you in person.”

“Alright, If you want, I can go to your house and meet you there and We could walk back to My house together.”

“I’d like that.”

Jackie ran slammed open Luna’s door.

“Luna! Why’d you eat our food!?”

“Ugh, not this again. Sorry Kasey, I’ll have to call you back.”

“Kay, bye.”

Kasey hung up the phone and Luna put her phone on the side of her bed.

“Get out of my room.” Luna said.

“But why-”

“Cuz I was hungry, I’ll bet Dustin is getting more food anyways.”

“Well… Yeah, but.”

“But nothing, now get out.”

“Okay… Hey um… Do you think you would date Dustin?”

“HELL NO!”

“Why not?”

“He’s a stiff, I don’t wanna date a stiff.”

“What’s a stiff?”

“... Get out.”

Jackie walked out of the room and closed the door.

Later that day, Dustin was walking home with an armload of groceries. As he was walking, he noticed a shiny metal object laying in the middle of the road.

“Huh?” He thought. “This wasn’t here when a came this way.”

He grabbed the metal object in hopes of investigating it. The object had the number Six on it.

By the time he got back home it was almost sundown. He walked into the house and put all of the groceries up, after that He put the metal object on the table in the kitchen.

Luna walked out of the bathroom and into the living room. She had makeup on which was something that Dustin and Jackie where not use to seeing. She was wearing a White Jacket, Something she was known for wearing on special occasions.

“Why are you all dolled up?” Dustin asked.

“Kasey and Candice are having me over for Movie night. Hey, what’s that thing on a table?” Luna asked back.

“IS IT A KITTY!?” Jackie asked.

“THE HELL IT IS! There will be no cats in this house!”

“It’s not a cat, It looks like it’s a robot.” Dustin said.

“Is it broken? Throw it away.”

“No, I think I can fix it. Could someone hand me my plasma knife?”

Dustin had a knife that emitted a plasma energy to cut things with, similar to a lightsaber from Star Wars.

Jackie walked over and handed Dustin his knife.

“Thank you Jackie.” Dustin said. “And Luna, thank you for noth-”

“For supplying you with a roof over your head? For buying your clothes?” Luna said.

“Never mind.”

There was a knock on the door.
“OO! THAT MUST BE HER!” Luna said anxiously.

She ran over to the door and opened it. On the other side was a girl with Pink hair and a white sweater with Pink diamonds on it.

“KASEY!” Luna said with a smile.

The two girls hugged each other.

“It’s been such a long time!” Kasey said.

“Yeah, I’m glad to see you again.”

“Luna, don’t forget your parasol, it’s not quite night yet.”

“Yeah Yeah, I know.”

Luna grabbed her Parasol which also doubled as a weapon just incase. There were a lot of people in the world that want her dead, just because she’s a vampire, the same goes for Kasey and her sister. Since they’re Succubi, People naturally don’t like them.

“Okay guys, I don’t know when I’ll be back so… see ya.”

Luna and Kasey walked out of the door and Dustin got back to working on the robot.

Soon night came. Jackie had gone to bed and Luna wasn’t back from Kasey’s yet. Dustin was still working on the robot. He was getting quite tired, but just as he was about to give up, a blue light began to glow in the robots single eye.

“Oh my gosh! YES! I did it!”

The robot lifted it’s head and looked at Dustin.

“HI!” It shouted.

“Ugh… Hi. I’m glad I got you working.” He said sleepily.

“Who are you!?” It’s voice was loud and obnoxious.

“Um… I’ll tell you in the morning.” Dustin said as he got up to go to his room. “You should try and sleep yourself.”

“OKAY!” It shouted.

It’s eye went dark and it fell to the floor.

Dustin walked to his room and dropped onto his bed.

Back at the dark room at Jean’s Building.

“So… What do you think Jean?” Candice asked.

“She’s perfect.” Jean said. “You’ve got yourself a deal.”

“Good, It was a pleasure doing business with you. Now if you’ll excuse me… I’m late for movie night. Oh yeah, and I’ve gotta warn you, She won’t go with you willingly.”

“Yeah, You have a nice night now.”